skelebuddy:

the-great-gaysby:

spaceytrashcompacter:

karijn-j:

darkside-valkyrie:

ink-rose-the-hylian:

texeirax:

dragonfoxgirl:

acrylicbanter:

desthiel:

castiels-favorite-assbutt:

caffeinatedpaint:

here-be-fangirls:

aleclightwode:

days-of-dawn:

clarysfearlessrune:

yousherwood:

paraboyfriendbatai:

paraboyfriendbatai:

2manyfandoms2fit:

fairylightshowell:

ghoulish-howlters:

stardustsivan:

aegyohowlter:

bobaaddict:

phan-galaxies:

muscle-cat:

justangrymacaroni:

joenza:

violinist-tsukki:

aeris-of-wind:

skidar:

hntrgurl13:

spottedew:

karkat-shopping-aggressively:

skidar:

cartoon-kittens:

ironicallyflirtatious:

kalaziel0:

askslinkybanana:

snarky-knight:

that-one-spoopy-ampora:

astraleisopode:

marinedeception:

kyaranflowers:

theoneandonlypormstar:

witchacademy:

crowllink:

goldfyshie927:

spoopyphandyhurley:

ghibliihowell:

asstheticlester:

celevtial:

youtube-village:

gothwaldo:

meganootnoot:

necropet:

spoopieststrider:

katdoesdoodles:

doctordragonisback:

almostjollytheorist:

snarkyhetalian:

ask-pigpeter:

penn-name:

“Not today small ensemble”

“Yam is meat”

“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”

“Nebulorbs”

“Fire mage” 

“Fucking bug zapper”

the skink magnet under the bench.

“even my hair is pumpkin spice”

“Be aware of your surroundings Mrs B”

I like pears, but not like that

roy

aicha aicha when we were on the street now i’m alone aicha aicha where did you go

*passive aggressive whispering* pocket

aids donuts

‘hey matthew’ “what?” “fuck you” 

or my personal version 

“hey matthew” “what?” “She’s an uptown girl” 

*stage whisper* two ninety-nine

bread

TWO PEOPLE?!

Free trial? Free trial.

#619

“the human girl fell over”
“mm if ya wang”

LET
DO

CUASE YOUR USUNG A LINUX

I PEE WATERMELONS!

Lick the fucking lamp damn it!

“YOU SEE THAT SMALL POTATO DAVE? THATS YOU! …… Oh my god that’s a pumpkin fuck me up.”

“I will stab you with the real knife”

I know some of you are not honors worthy, and though I’m not naming names, here’s a list.

Oh wow…. oh wow YEAH

“Your room needs to lose weight” 

“I’M THE AUTHOR OF YOUR BROTHER, THE JOURNALS!”

“TO THE SKUNK!!!!”

Well, it’s NOT Nicaragua

“Old man powers ACTIVATE!” *fart rocket*

Mudkip babby birthing

P O L A R   B E A T S

“If I hear ‘fuck your chicken strips’ one more time I’m going to fucking strangle you”

“Walking down the staaaaaaaiiirrrs!”

“Mangoes” and “everyday but Tuesday”

“Hey, I saw your mom at the Dairy Queen!”

“pubic transportation”

purple grass = weed question mark ?

‘front bottom’

“i masturbate to dragon tails”

78
also
blood and chocolate: the period book

@spookyjessamine maia ships clace

LETS NOT

Through the key hole

plastic bag parachutes

make me feel at CHEEEESE

ROBBBBBB ROB ROBBB ROB CALM YOURSELF..ROB.

Also: SKYLANDERS CEASE THE CANTALOUPES

RHYMING IS WHIMSICAL. DO YOU WANT TO BE WHIMSICAL? 

I don’t chase rabbits. I ruin them

( @ourrobotoverlords )

I cry a lot too @deansfavoritestripper @courtney-fucking-winchester

bridge @oohdela @johnlockandstars @briagate @chichikummer also: nature guy

“I need a 42 ring Binder” and “Add that to our list of chapter titles”

“You’re being inconsiderate! Her phone would get wet!!!”

“Goose-Juice”

“So cool! Colt, even!”

“Monkey Yellow!”

“Are you thirsty? Drink drink.”

“WHAT! You egg! *stab*”

A rather long explanation of the next half century

spinach

*in slightly flustered and awkward voice* soo…. politics.